Here is a list of some of the best book titles from the airport store. All of the religious, self-help variety. Yes, these are real.
Fasting Made Easy (Really? Somehow easy doesn't seem to fit with the whole fasting thing)
One Minute Pocket Bible (For people on the go)
The Prayer that Changes Everything: The Hidden Power of Praising God. (This is sort of a wildcard prayer, I guess)
One Minute Prayers (For your ADD friends)
You're Late Again Lord: The Impatient Woman's Guide To God's Timing
Be A People Person (SCARY Cover)
The Diet Code: Revolutionary Weight Loss Secrets From Da Vinci and the Golden Ratio
Real Life Real Love: A Marriage Guide (Written by a Catholic Priest???)
Doc put me on 2000 a day! 5 lbs a month 2 miles a day!
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Reminds me of the best tabloid headline I ever saw. "Secret to Eternal Life Found, Revealed in Bible". It turns out, they found a secret chapter of Revelation... *rolls eyes*
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